Hi I'm Ellie.

I use antlers in all of my decorating.

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patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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eatpizzas:

me: just gettin some gum like

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everyone:

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

troylermakingout:

accioabaddon:

castielsteenwolf:

im not sure whats happening but i like it alot

Reblogging for science

yes this looks very important